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I Bring Crack. [Nov. 7th, 2005|01:46 am]
[Shinra On Crack] We Supply, You Demand.
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Because I'm insane:

Everyone Has One.

The first chapter is CactuarxSephiroth (yes, you did just read that right). The second chapter features Tseng. Uh, not sure if I have to include yaoi/yuri warnings here, (does Cactuar count as a guy?) but... yeah, expect the weirdest. Pure crack and eventually bound to include every character in ShinRa Inc. ;)

And also, parodies to the song, "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, 'cause... hell, why not?




Rufus: I'm Too Damn Rich.

I'm too damn rich for my dad too damn rich for my dad
I hope he dies soon

I'm too damn rich for my Turks too damn rich for my Turks
So damn rich it hurts
And I'm too damn rich for Junon too damn rich for Junon
Midgar and the Canyon

And I'm too damn rich for your meeting
Too damn rich for your meeting
No way I'm taking phone calls

I'm an exec you know what I mean
And I give my little speech at the board meet
Yeah at the board meet at the board meet yeah
I give my little speech at the board meet

I'm too damn rich for my gun too damn rich for my gun
Too damn rich by a ton
And I'm too damn rich for my clothes
Too damn rich and it shows what d'you think about those

I'm an exec you know what I mean
And I give my little speech at the board meet
Yeah at the board meet at the board meet yeah
I blame the terrorists at the board meet

I'm too damn rich for my too damn rich for my too damn rich for my

'Cos I'm an exec you know what I mean
And I give my little speech at the board meet
Yeah at the board meet at the board meet yeah
I blame the terrorists at the board meet

I'm too damn rich for my hair too damn rich for my hair
My hairflip prone golden hair
I'm too damn rich for my heart too damn rich for my heart
That's probably the best part

And I'm too damn rich for this world




Sephiroth: I'm Too Bishie.

I'm too bishie for my game too bishie for my game
I hate you Cloud Strife

I'm too bishie for my deeds too bishie for my deeds
So bishie it bleeds
And I'm too bishie for my ma too bishie for my ma
Jenova and ShinRa

And I'm too bishie for your reunion
Too bishie for your reunion
No way I'm leading you on

I'm a villain you know what I mean
And I call my Meteor at the Crater
Yeah at the Crater at the Crater yeah
I call my Meteor at the Crater

I'm too bishie for my style too bishie for my style
Too bishie by a mile
And I'm too bishie for combat
Too bishie for combat what d'you think about that

I'm a villain you know what I mean
And I call my Meteor at the Crater
Yeah at the Crater at the Crater yeah
I took my mother's head to the Crater

I'm too bishie for my too bishie for my too bishie for my

I'm a villain you know what I mean
And I call my Meteor at the Crater
Yeah at the Crater at the Crater yeah
I took my mother's head to the Crater

I'm too bishie for my sword too bishie for my sword
My six-foot compensation sword
I'm too bishie for my fans too bishie for my fans
They're going to rape me

And I'm too bishie for my health




Rude: I'm Too Stoic.

I'm too stoic for my love too stoic for my love
Don't care if it leaves me

I'm too stoic for my peers too stoic for my peers
So stoic it sears
And I'm too stoic for my eyes too stoic for my eyes
I'm more of a shades guy

And I'm too stoic for your fanfic
Too stoic for your fanfic
No way I'm dating that char

I'm a Turk you know what I mean
And I'm obviously secretly a robot
Yeah a robot a robot yeah
I'm obviously secretly a robot

I'm too stoic for my lines too stoic for my lines
Too stoic even for signs
And I'm too stoic for my face
Too stoic for my face; I'd rather a blank space

I'm a Turk you know what I mean
And I'm obviously secretly a robot
Yeah a robot a robot yeah
I've totally been replaced by a robot

And I'm too stoic for my too stoic for my too stoic for my

I'm a Turk you know what I mean
And I'm obviously secretly a robot
Yeah a robot a robot yeah
I've totally been replaced by a robot

I'm too stoic for more words too stoic for more words
Too many I've said already
And I'm too stoic for my hair too stoic for my hair
I'd have an afro

And I'm too stoic for this ...




Reno: I'm Too Shitfaced.

I'm too shitfaced for my bar too shitfaced for my bar
Swear I'm going to leave soon

I'm too shitfaced for my drinks too shitfaced for my drinks
So shitfaced it stings
And I'm too shitfaced for my sight too shitfaced for my sight
Just like I was last night

And I'm too shitfaced for your mission
Too shitfaced for your mission
No way, I'm having time off

I'm a slacker you know what I mean
And I like getting blitzed on my break time
Yeah on my break time on my break time yeah
And I like getting blitzed on my break time

I'm too shitfaced for my rod too shitfaced for my rod
More shitfaced than God
And I'm too shitfaced for my suit
I think I lost my tie too, what the hell's it to you?

I'm a slacker you know what I mean
And I like getting blitzed on my break time
Yeah on my break time on my break time yeah
And I've had twenty so far on my break time

I'm too shitfaced for my too shitfaced for my too shitfaced for my

I'm a slacker you know what I mean
And I like getting blitzed on my break time
Yeah on my break time on my break time yeah
And I've had twenty so far on my break time

I'm too shitfaced for my friends too shitfaced for my friends
Rude Elena Tseng and Co.
And I'm too shitfaced for my head too shitfaced for my head
Hangover tomorrow

And I'm too shitfaced for this girl

...Fuck.




Vincent: I'm Too Woeful.

I'm too woeful for my past too woeful for my past
It's been a pretty long one

I'm too woeful for my sleep too woeful for my sleep
So woeful it weeps
And I'm too woeful for my sins too woeful for my sins
It seeps through my skin

And I'm too woeful for your sidequest
Too woeful for your sidequest
No way I'm leaving the dark

I'm an angstball you know what I mean
And I cry about my sins in my coffin
Yeah in my coffin in my coffin yeah
I cry about my sins in my coffin

I'm too woeful for my cape too woeful for my cape
Too woeful for one shape
And I'm too woeful for my guns
Soul weighs about a ton, Seph might be my son

I'm an angstball you know what I mean
And I cry about my sins in my coffin
Yeah in my coffin in my coffin yeah
I pine away for Lucrecia in my coffin

I'm too woeful for my too woeful for my too woeful for my

I'm an angstball you know what I mean
And I cry about my sins in my coffin
Yeah in my coffin in my coffin yeah
I pine away for Lucrecia in my coffin

I'm too woeful for my claw too woeful for my claw
I was lefty; Hojo you suck
And I'm too woeful for my name too woeful for my name
Irony's depressing

And I'm too woeful for my WOES D:


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Comments:
[User Picture]From: demonswings16
2005-11-09 01:05 am (UTC)

ZOMGWTFLOLBBQYOUWIN

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! ^__________________________^ You SO win, lol
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From: fateofregret
2005-12-12 06:47 pm (UTC)
pwned
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